(Source: killtheoptimists)
(Source: jirachi)
That is so fucked up…….
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
(Source: android18)
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
(Source: lonelycoast)
(Source: poisonparadise)
(Source: spoonful-of-crazy)
A GRILL IS A GRILL THIS IS SURELY SO AND FRIES SHOULD BE FRIES EITHER WAY BUT THIS GRILL IS NOT A HOME THIS IS NOT THE STOVE I KNOW
Macaroni being made
make it rain
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
what is this even supposed to mean
thats what i do when me Mom com home and make hte spagheti
(Source: satanswifipassword)
IM HAVING A FUCKING HEARTATACK MY MOM WAS TRYING ON HER NEW CLOTHES AND SHE JUST CAME IN THE LIVING ROOM AND STARTED DANCING OUT OF NOWHERE IM FUCKIGN SCRMEAING
